…”You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!”

Seems the consumer safety group “World Against Toys Causing Harm”–or WATCH–has just released its annual list of the worst toys for the holidays. And Fidget Spinners, a plastic Wonder Woman sword, and a remote-controlled Spider-Man drone are among the toys topping the list.

WATCH claims fidget spinners contain small parts that can be a choking hazard, Mattel’s Wonder Woman sword has the potential to cause blunt-force injuries, and Marvel’l Spider-Man drone has multiple rotating blades that can lead to eye and other bodily injuries.

The others on the list include “Itty-Bitty’s” Baby Plush stacking toy, by Hallmark–because of a choking hazard; the “Pull Along Pony, by Tolo Toys–which is marketed for toddlers as young as one, but has a cord that’s 19 inches long; the Nerf Zombie Strike Dreadbolt Crossbow, by Hasbro and Nerf–which can cause eye and facial injuries; The Slackers Slackline Classic Kit, by Brand 44–which is an outdoor tightrope that’s marketed for all ages, but can become a “strangulation hazard, especially with children”; the “Oval Xylophone” by Plan Creations–which doesn’t come with a warning about the choking hazard of it’s 9 1/2 inch stick; Jetts Heel Wheels, by Razor USA–mini-roller skate-like devices that spark while moving, and could burn eyes, hair skin, and clothing; and the “Brianna Babydoll”, by Melissa and Doug–which is marketed to children as young as 18 months, but has removable clothes and ponytail holders, which WATCH again says could be a choking hazard.

[Editor’s note:  But these are the toys that actually made it into stores–so they’re not nearly as bad as these five–that we’ll call “File 13’s Top Five REJECTED Bad Toy Ideas”:

#5: The Hasbro EZ-Bake METH LAB

#4: The Fisher-Price LITTLE TYKES TANNING BED

#3:  Mattel’s REALLY REALLY HOT WHEELS

#2;  Do you like the “Magic 8-Ball”? Well, stay away from…THE TRAGIC 8-BALL.

And File 13’s #1 REJECTED Bad Toy Idea”…Parker Brothers’ “DICE-ARREA” (…”The fun just won’t stop”)