I just don’t think the folks at Taco Bell understand what powers their customers:  We like to get drunk first…and then have someone take us through their drive-thru.  Now they’re messing around with both sides of that equation.

Yep, seems Taco Bell is planning to open about 300 new locations around the country, over the next five years…but those stores WON’T have drive-thru’s.  And instead, they’re going to serve alcohol.

That’s right, they’ll be serving booze.  It’s all part of Taco Bell’s plan, they say, to be more “hip” and “upscale”.

[Editor’s note:  Because “hip” and “upscale” are definitely the first two words you think of…when someone says “Taco Bell”.]