When my friends and I get together we tackle the tough issues – like the global warming – the trade deficit – and which end is the top of….CANDY CORN?

I was asked to name the colors from top to bottom… So I did:Yellow – Orange – White.

Problem is half of them think the top of the candy corn is the White part pointy part. But everybody knows the top bit is the fat Yellow end.

It’s a kernal of corn…not a pyramid!

If you ate them like real corn on the cob the yellow part would be the top and the white would be the bottom connected to the cob. What is wrong with people!

Side note – Candy Corn is probably the all-time worst Halloween candy every invented and is not fit for human consumption…

…That is all