Yesterday when my wife, daughter and I were on our way to the grocery store I noticed a hair tickling the left side of my face. I’m bald so I shave the sides of my head so I don’t get that hideous horseshoe look so it wasn’t possible (or so I thought) that the hair could belong to me. I thought it either had to be my wife or daughters hair and somehow it clung to my head. So I grabbed at it to toss it aside and disturbingly noticed that it was indeed attached to my head… but not my scalp. It was an eyebrow hair. From the photo above you can see that it was about an inch and a half long. Why can I grow thick eyebrow hairs and nothing on my head. Is this God’s idea of a sick joke? It’s obvious to me I’m going to end up looking like Doc Brown from Back To The Future. Ugh.