The Message Is In The Meat

Yes, we turn now to Fulham, London, England, where 41-year old Camilla Moser, this week, was shocked when she opened up a package of burgers for dinner, and discovered…a “personal message from the cow”.

That’s right, Ms. Moser says she spotted the note–from “Chloe the cow”–hidden underneath the cardboard sleeve of her Sainsbury’s burgers as she prepared her dinner on Sunday night.  She says the note featured a picture of a ‘distressed-looking cow’, and read: “My name was Chloe, I wanted to live. Your personal choice killed me!”

Camilla says the Sainsbury’s packaging plant was probably ‘infiltrated’, because the note was between the cellophane and the cardboard, and thinks it may have been the work of animal rights activists.

A spokeswoman for Sainsbury’s says “We have apologized to Camilla and are investigating”, adding that they will reimburse her for the cost of the burgers.

 

[Editor’s note: Sorry Chloe. And do you mind if I call you Patty?]

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