…and his “pea-shooter”.

And to get right to the point, seems police in Lexington Park, Maryland, say they’ve charged a 7-year old boy, now, after he…well… “irreparably damaged” the steaks a neighbor was grilling in his backyard.

Yes, an investigation, police say, found that the boy had…well…urinated off the roof of his home, right onto the victim’s grill.

A witness, in fact, caught it on camera, and the 7-year old boy was charged with one count of malicious destruction of property.

(Editor’s note:  Frankly, I say the kid’s remarkable.  Most 7-year old boys can’t even hit the toilet bowl.)