Well, you’re about to…

Now first of all, I’m pretty sure that no long-term good can come from SNORTING anything…but here we are.  Seems SNORTABLE CHOCOLATE has made its way to the U.S.

It was recently introduced in Europe, and it’s called COCO LOKO–a processed cacao powder that you snort, just like cocaine.

And while word is that you don’t really taste the chocolate when you snort it, the people who make it say that it gives you all the health benefits of dark chocolate, without any calories.

But is it safe? Well, the answer is “maybe”.  It’s not approved by the FDA, but it doesn’t have to be because of a loophole–they can only approve food you eat, not snort.

And experts say there’s a good chance it could cause sinus problems–and they aren’t sure about the so-called health benefits.

Still, if you must, a 10-serving container is available now, on Amazon, for 25 bucks

(Editor’s note:  Great…just what the world needs. Another excuse for people to pick their nose, and eat it.)