The High Cost Of Shopping…Under The Influence

…Yes, “DRUNK SHOPPING” is a thing.

Maybe it’s time to buy a breathalyzer lock–but not for your car. To keep you away from Amazon.

That’s right, because according to a new study, the average American will spend $448 this year…while DRUNK SHOPPING.

And if those projections are right, that’s more than double what we spent last year, when we bought $206 worth of stuff after we’d been drinking.

Ah…but the money we spend buying stuff when we’re drunk isn’t anywhere near the amount we spend actually GETTING drunk.  Nope. the study also found that the average person will spend $1,901 on booze this year–or just under $37 a week.


[Editor’s note:  Lightweights.]


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