…SMARTY pants?

Now first of all, I’m not sure I need my underwear to be “smart.” I’ll just take “clean” and “not full of holes”.  But here you go…

Seems a company called MYANT has just released a new line of SMART UNDERWEAR.  Apparently, there are sensors sewn into the underwear…that track things like your heart rate, temperature, and hydration levels…and then react to your body by automatically interacting with other smart devices in your home.  So if you’re hot, for example, your “smart undies” will tell your “NEST” thermostat to lower the temperature. Or if you’re stressed, it could play calming music on “SPOTIFY”.

They aren’t cheap, though…four pair start at $279.  But if you’re still interested, you can pre-order now at Skiin.com…(that’s “Skiin” with two i’s)…and the underwear will ship this summer.

[Editor’s note:  If they’re so smart, why do they spell “skin” with two i’s?  (And my wife says if my underwear was smart, it would stay away from me.)]