In fact, she loves the GAME so much, she plans to MARRY it.

Yes, File 13 turns quickly now to Gainesville, FloriDUH, where 20-year old Noorul Hassan is a student at the University of Florida, and has a strange psychological condition which causes her to become romantically attracted to physical objects.

She says she’s (quote) “had feelings for monorails,iPods, and treadmills”…but her first real relationship was with a CALCULATOR, which she named “Pierre”.  But she and the calculator fell out of love…and now she’s moved on…to “TETRIS”. Yes, an old Nintendo “Tetris” game cartridge.

Says Noorul: “I love him so much, and get an immense sense of satisfaction with him.  I have a strong connection with him, and have invested so much in him.”

She says she and “Tetris” have been dating since September, and that she plans to marry him once she’s done with college.

Oh, and she plans to take his name, and “call myself Mrs.Tetris.”

[Editor’s note:  Of course, it’s too bad things didn’t work out with the calculator. But we hear their problems kept multiplying, and that after awhile, things just didn’t add up.]