We have all lied to our parents through out the course of our lives. Except me. I never ever told a lie to my parents. I was the epitome of perfection. An angelic creation that could not be duplicated. In fact, my parents often remind me of how truly amazing I was a child.…… MORE
While taking the trash out last night I couldn’t help but notice the foliage sticking out of the dumpster. Upon closer examination, it was, wait for it… wait for it… A CHRISTMAS TREE! It’s February 27th. That tree and decorations should have been packed away a looooong time ago. You’re supposed to take down the…… MORE
Oh, sweet Pisces. They’re thoughtful, imaginative, and have the biggest hearts in the zodiac community hands down. There’s just one teeny tiny little problem… We cry A.LOT!!! We are sensitive creatures, who wear our hearts right smack dab in the middle of our sleeves. We cry at the drop of a dime, literally, because…… MORE
We were out to the Almond Blossom Festival this weekend and as we were walking back to the car, I pitched the keys to The Princess and said, “You drive.” She said, “Nah – You’re alright.” Then tossed ’em back to me. She has driven the car once since we moved to California a month…… MORE
Yesterday when my wife, daughter and I were on our way to the grocery store I noticed a hair tickling the left side of my face. I’m bald so I shave the sides of my head so I don’t get that hideous horseshoe look so it wasn’t possible (or so I thought) that the hair…… MORE
Most nights when I come home this is what my fridge looks like. In fact this photo was taken last night. It’s bad enough that there was next to no food in my refrigerator but if you look closely the milk that is still there expired February 2nd and the turkey bacon expired some time…… MORE
We were out to eat (at a restaurant that shall remain nameless) and I ordered pasta. As I was enjoying the dish – I found a little blue sticker that said “Monday” on it. It’s something cooks put on a container so they know when it was made and if they can still use it.…… MORE
Ya know when you see a movie prop and think, “Man – I would love to have that!” Someone thought just that when the Mini Bike that Harry and Lloyd rode in the movie “Dumb and Dumber” went up for sale. It sold for…wait for it…wait for it…. $50 thousand dollars! That’s right. A mini…… MORE
I saw this on Twitter this morning and was immediately struck by my feelings on this whole subject. Like truly passionate and infuriated! When I got in my car and really thought about it, it all makes perfect sense. Think for a minute back to some of your fav movies and find the small details…… MORE
We have a park up the street from our place so the Princess and I like to get out and get a little exercise. While we were strolling through the grounds. We hear a guy shouting: Chris – No. Stop. Chris – Come back. I figured his child “Chris” was acting up or maybe getting…… MORE
