Kenny Jones is a cat person – and there are – like – a lot of cats in his house. That is the reason he and The Princess can’t have nice things. His cats have taken the liberty to completely destroy… MORE
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Dr. Eggleston at Eggleston Dental Care In Turlock Gave Me My Smile Back
When I first went to see Dr. Eggleston at Eggleston Dental Care in Turlock I could barely smile and eating was a challenge. Among a host of other issues, both of my canine teeth had crowns that had cracked and failed. I was gluing them in with Polydent each day. I had them re-cemented by…… MORE
Seems Like I Cheat Death Several Times Per Year
I try not to spend too much time thinking about all the times I could easily have been killed but when I do I’m actually surprised I’m still alive. Putting crazy idiot drivers up and down 99 aside (yeah, I’m talking about you, guy who thinks the 30 feet between me and the car in…… MORE
Sending The Publishers Clearing House Mail For My Elderly Mother Reminds Me Of The Movie Nebraska
My mom recently turned 74 and has been retired for about 4 years now. To fill her time she buys way too much crap off of the internet (Zulily, HSN and QVC) and is trying so hard to be the next Publishers Clearing House multi-millionaire. Recently she had me mail the 9 letters to Publishers…… MORE
Dutch Bros Is Cornering The Dog Owner Market!
There is nothing I love more than an Annihilator Freeze. It’s a bewitching concoction of a mocha frappe with Dutch Bros “Kicker Mix” which is half and half mixed with something amazing with added Torani Chocolate Macadamia Nut syrup which was obviously invented by a GENIUS (sung opera style). Disclaimer: it is not for the…… MORE
Bell’s Palsy Is Why I Haven’t Been On The Air The Last Couple Of Weeks
I’d like to think I was missed by my legions of fans but unfortunately not a single call came into the station wondering where Andy West has been. I understand. I’m still fairly new here and I’m only on the air a couple of hours per day. For the record though, Erin and Kenny Jones…… MORE
Ripon On Ramp To Northbound 99 Closed Until NOVEMBER!!!
I live near downtown Ripon which means that I typically get on northbound 99 to come to work at the palatial studios of Kat Country 103 which are about a mile west of the Stockton Metropolitan Airport Terminal. The last few days, like a fly that keeps flying into a glass door, I keep crossing…… MORE
My Exciting Weekend Replacing My Lawn Sprinklers
When I was in my twenties an exciting weekend used to involve a trip to Vegas, a round of golf or going to bars and chasing women. Now that I’m in my fifties, a homeowner and married it involves pulling weeds, cleaning out the pool filter cartridge and replacing my lawn sprinklers. What’s even more…… MORE
The U.S. Postal Service Delivered My Package Covered In God Only Knows What
Sitting on my desk when I got back from lunch today was this package that was delivered by the post office late because another package being delivered leaked an “unknown substance” onto my package.… MORE
URGENT: The IRS Is Giving You Until TOMORROW (April 18th, 2018) To E-File Your 2017 Taxes Because Of “Systems Issues” Which Took Their Payment Website Offline
First take note that if you’re paying your taxes through the mail that there is NO extension, you must still have your taxes postmarked April 17th and send payment with your filing to avoid late fees. If however, like many Americans (and myself) you e-file the federal government has granted a one day extension, to…… MORE
