I “Accidentally” Ate the Whole Thing

The Princess brought home a two pound bag of Pistachios.  They were definitely for her.  I normally don’t touch ’em because their too much work – for a very small pay-off.

But she left ’em unattended on the coffee table while I was sitting in front of the TV watchin’ my stories – I got into a rhythm crackin’ those bad boys open – those little shells were coming apart so easily – I didn’t to resort to using my teeth once.

But the next thing I know…

photo by kenny jones

I ate ’em ALL! 

I’m not proud of it.  But it was one hell of a run – needless to say the Princess was not impressed…in fact, she was quite perturbed.

So – have you ever “accidentally” eaten the whole thing?


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