Reasons you’re not rich….

Well there’s a multitude of reasons…..


Most are sad, pathetic reasons, personally hahah but some of the reasons I am not rich yet are pretty funny!


I was surfing Twitter last night and I came across this hashtag #ReasonsImNotRich and it just made me laugh out loud. Some people’s reasons were hilarious like, “I’m always rich at the dollar store” or “My parents wouldn’t give me a small loan of a million dollars”.


I was inspired to come up with a few of my own…..

I keep paying for extra guac at Chipotle #ReasonsImNotRich

I’m a dj #ReasonsImNotRich

So ya see how this works? Give me a few reasons why YOU are not rich yet….




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