File 13 turns now to Great Falls, Montana (not far, of course, from Goodness, Gracious, Great Falls of Fire, Montana), where 20-year old Andrew Michael Hinton has been arrested, after robbing a magazine salesman.
Yep, on Friday it seems, ol’ Andy-Mike approached a guy who was selling magazines outside a Great Falls procery store, pulled a gun, and demanded cash.
He then ran off, but was easily identified thanks to surveillance video, and was quickly tracked down and arrested.
[Editor’s note: And now the magazine thief is looking at time…maybe even life. (Insert rimshot here)]