Here comes the science…

Seems a team of researchers at Utah State University has just calculated the optimum amount of time to dunk an Oreo in milk.  And the answer is…between two and three seconds.

They say if you dunk it for LESS time, it won’t absorb enough milk.  And once you’re PAST three seconds, it hits what they call its “Max Absorption Point”–and won’t take on any more milk–so you’re just wasting your time.

Now you know.

[Editor’s note:  Why do I think these “researchers” are just a bunch of college stoners, whose next project will be to “scientifically” determine exactly how long it should take to slam down a Keystone Light.]