The Princess brought home a two pound bag of Pistachios. They were definitely for her. I normally don’t touch ’em because their too much work – for a very small pay-off.
But she left ’em unattended on the coffee table while I was sitting in front of the TV watchin’ my stories – I got into a rhythm crackin’ those bad boys open – those little shells were coming apart so easily – I didn’t to resort to using my teeth once.
But the next thing I know…
I ate ’em ALL!
I’m not proud of it. But it was one hell of a run – needless to say the Princess was not impressed…in fact, she was quite perturbed.
So – have you ever “accidentally” eaten the whole thing?